Tagged: humor

Pete Wentz isn’t mad at his “biggest pal for five years” Ashlee Simpson

The earlier month has launched a lot of drama between Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, although to be truthful to them, lots of the drama did seem to orignate from tabloids making mountains out of molehills. A number of of probably the most notable tales have been about Ashlee’s boozy ass hooking up with Pete’s buddies, like Travis Barker and Craig Owens, alongside together with her (alleged) hookups with random skaters whereas nonetheless married. Then there was the seems to be of Ashlee and Pete seeming like they’ve been gearing up for a custody battle for his or her son Bronx. So… yeah, it’s been a mess. So Pete decided to do some damage administration when he known as into Ryan Seacrest’s radio current:

No matter his present reduce up and potential custody battle over son Bronx, 2, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz seem like amicable exes.

Kristen Stewart in a Stella McCartney onesie on the Met Gala

HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. Oh, that is just too humorous. To start with, Kristen Stewart went to the Met Gala closing night time time… and Robert Pattinson did NOT. There have been widespread rumors and tales that this may be their first non-Twilight purple carpet collectively, however it appears to be like Rob didn’t give a f—okay. Which is kind of humorous on account of Rob merely acquired an especially worthwhile contract with Dior, and I suppose Dior would have appreciated to have on the carpet too.

2015 Golden Globes: How did Amy Poehler & Tina Fey do as hosts?

To start with, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s last time cohosting the Golden Globes went somewhat properly. Their opening monologue included so many zingers, I can’t even itemizing all of them. They went after Bill Cosby, which obtained some groans nonetheless I assumed it was on-point. They started out with a jab at Scott Rudin calling Angelina Jolie a “minimally gifted spoiled brat.” They did quite a lot of North Korea jokes. They made some jokes on the expense of their earlier favorites, George Clooney and Meryl Streep. I beloved the “Who would you reasonably?” recreation.

Benedict Cumberbatch & additional cowl Self-esteem Truthful’s Hollywood concern

Usually, I look forward to Self-esteem Truthful’s annual Hollywood Concern for months. Nonetheless not this yr. I assume it’s on account of VF has truly been phoning of their Hollywood Factors for the last few years. I be mindful when their portfolios have been amaze-balls. That hasn’t occurred shortly. Anyway, this yr’s VF Hollywood Concern cowl is pretty #OscarsSoWhite. They threw in David Oyelowo and Oscar Isaac, nonetheless neither of those males are nominated for Oscars.

Amber Rose is a ‘feminist monster,’ was ‘unhappy being submissive to an individual’

Amber moreover talks about kind of courting Machine Gun Kelly, nonetheless she hopes to get once more with Wiz Khalifa sooner than their divorce is final. That part of the dialogue is sketchy, nevertheless I like what she says about feminism. So many girls in truth don’t know what the phrase means. I’m glad Amber educated herself and should now converse up. Positive, she was utterly talking about Kanye when she talked about having to be subservient.

Amber Heard feels restricted by her appears to be, must play ‘substantial’ roles

I really feel the one movie I’ve ever seen with Amber Heard is Magic Mike: XXL. Is that adequate to guage her showing experience? Perhaps not, nonetheless I nonetheless assume she’s a charisma vacuum. Maybe she’s completely totally different in particular person, and I really feel it’s very attainable she’s way more pretty in particular person. Nevertheless she has the on-screen presence of a damp dishrag. It’s no shock to me that her career is form of in a holding pattern of fifth-credited leads and regardless of Johnny Depp can get her. So how is that Amber Heard deserves the December cowl of Marie Claire? That’s a really perfect question. She’s the identical to the fourth credited particular person in The Danish Girl! That’s why she’s on the quilt. It should be well-known that Alicia Vikander is the co-lead, along with Eddie Redmayne, and that almost all critics contemplate Alicia could be nominated for an Oscar. Nonetheless, proper right here’s Amber on the cover of Marie Claire.

Susan Sarandon’s casting couch story could be a sexual assault story

I are more likely to underestimate the curiosity in tales about casting couches and who “acquired the half” for causes other than “experience”. I’m attempting to find out why so a number of you are so fascinated by the tales and why I’m nearly on a regular basis merely kind of “meh” about it. Am I truly jaded? May probably be. I really feel the casting couch is an precise issue, and I really feel we see the results of horny producers making horrible casting alternatives regularly in Hollywood. Nonetheless I do assume we must always all the time differentiate between the casting couch and the easy indisputable fact that – at least in my ideas – people in Hollywood hook up and sleep with each other a lot. Like, I really feel almost all of producers, actors, directors and numerous personnel take care of the Hollywood experience as a chance to bang as many people as they are going to. So, does every affair between an actress and a producer or director routinely equate to “casting couch”? Eh, unlikely. It depends upon.

Alicia Keys in feathery Givenchy for charity

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz stepped out in London ultimate night time time for the “Maintain A Teen Alive” revenue which raises money to supply treatment and assist to households with HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. Completely noble set off, and I gained’t knock it. I’m merely proper right here to discuss model, post-baby our our bodies and the fug dirt-bag-ness known as Swizz Beatz.

Tara Reid wants to start out out popping out infants collectively together with her new husband

Hollywood star Tara Reid revealed how she wants to start out out a family with new husband Zach Kehayov.

The couple married two weeks sooner than the American Pie actress entered the Famous person Huge Brother dwelling after a whirlwind romance. In an distinctive interview with the Sunday Categorical, 35-year-old Tara, the third housemate to be evicted, acknowledged she now must cool down and have kids as quickly as they’ve found the best home.

Stephen Moyer on if he’d have vamp intercourse with Alex Skarsgard “we’d utterly embrace that”

True Blood’s Stephen Moyer has a model new interview in The Advocate that I liked the hell out of. I’ve to say that I haven’t on a regular basis had the easiest opinion of Stephen. He seems a little bit of prima donna-ish to me – I really feel it’s how he makes that enticing face on the purple carpet – nevertheless I do respect how tight he is collectively together with his co-star, Alex Skarsgard. On this interview he seems humorous and funky. I significantly like how chill he is collectively together with his gay followers, and the best way open he is to doing same-sex love scenes. I’m considerably fantasizing after finding out this. Anyway Stephen says that he’s talked to Alex about having a scorching intercourse scene for his character Bill, and Alex’s character, Eric, and that the dream sequence with Sookie having a threesome with them (that video is below!) was their idea! Certain.